The South

Is full of namby pamby southern softies (according to the blokes in the pub).

The cities their are rife with corruption and sin.

The cities are called things like:
Westbay, Jancastle, Westercoast, Quinn, Allertop, Pollcastle, Tenpins, Seleth, Addercut

The South

It's Grim up North doppelgangdave doppelgangdave